FOR SALE: 2024 Ram 2500 Laramie Mega CabBuilt to Haul, Haul A$$, and Haul Your Entire Friend GroupColor: Patriot Blue Pearlcoat (aka Bald Eagle Blue)Engine: 6.7L Cummins I6 Turbo Diesel so much torque it might rotate the Earth backwardTransmission: 6-Speed Automatic smoother than your uncles karaoke cover of Garth BrooksMileage: Who cares? It's a Cummins. It'll outlive us all.Condition: Cleaner than a church pew on Easter SundayOwnership History: One (very lucky) owner. Probably cried when they sold it.Why You Want This Truck:Mega Cab So much legroom in the back, your in-laws might move in.Night Edition Everything's blacked out except your credit after you buy it.17-Speaker Harman Kardon Sound It's like having a concert in a coal mine.Heated & Cooled Leather Seats Toast your buns in winter, chill em in summer.12 Touchscreen Basically an iPad glued to the dash.Apple CarPlay/Android Auto Because your mixtape isn't Bluetooth-friendly.5th Wheel/Gooseneck Prep Ready to tow your house, your boat, or your cousins bad decisions.Spray-In Bedliner Because you're going to use this bed for things other than groceries.Off-Road Pages Tells you exactly how stuck you are in the mud.Included Free With Purchase:Clean CarFax (No mystery smells or weird stains)4G WiFi Hotspot Because the only dead zone should be your ex's love lifePower Everything Windows, seats, mirrors, and your egoPerfect For:Towing the moonIntimidating parking lotsCountry music videosHauling tools and toddlersGetting nods from strangers at gas stationsPriced to sell fast just like your last relationship!Act now before someone else with excellent taste and questionable financial judgment snatches it up!Call/text/send a carrier pigeon today!Or come test drive it just bring a valid license and an appreciation for raw American diesel thunder.